Showing posts with label Jesus. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jesus. Show all posts
Thursday, December 25, 2008
Twelve Days of Christmas
I thought this was interesting. I hope you do too.
The twelve days of Christmas:
-The partridge in a pear tree was Jesus Christ.
-Two turtle doves were the Old and New Testaments.
-Three French hens stood for faith, hope and love.
-The four calling birds were the four gospels of Matthew, Mark, Luke & John.
-The five golden rings recalled the Torah or Law, the first five books of the Old Testament.
-The six geese a-laying stood for the six days of creation.
-Seven swans a-swimming represented the sevenfold gifts of the Holy Spirit--Prophesy, Serving, Teaching, Exhortation, Contribution, Leadership and Mercy.
-The eight maids a-milking were the eight beatitudes.
-Nine ladies dancing were the nine fruits of the Holy Spirit--Love, Joy, Peace, Patience, Kindness, Goodness, Faithfulness, Gentleness and Self-Control.
-The ten lords a-leaping were the ten commandments.
-The eleven pipers piping stood for the eleven faithful disciples.
-The twelve drummers drumming symbolized the twelve points of belief in the Apostles' Creed.
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Malachi 3:10
Bring ye all the tithes into the storehouse, that there may be meat in mine house, and prove me now herewith, saith the LORD of hosts, if I will not open you the windows of heaven, and pour you out a blessing, that there shall not be room
enough to receive it.
Thursday, June 05, 2008
Resume of Jesus
I like this!!!
Name: JESUS CHRIST
Address: Ephesians 1:20
Phone: Romans 10:13
Website: Bible
Keywords: Christ, Lord, Savior and Jesus
My name is Jesus - The Christ. Many call me Lord! I've sent you my CV because I'm seeking the top management position in your heart. Feel free to read my details below.
Qualifications
I founded the earth and established the heavens, (Proverbs 3:19)
I formed man from the dust of the ground, (Genesis 2:7)
I breathed into man the breath of life, (Genesis 2:7)
I redeemed man from the curse of the law, (Galatians 3:13)
The blessings of the Abrahamic Covenant comes upon your life through me, (Galatians 3:14)
Occupational Background
I've only had one employer, (Luke 2:49).
I've never been tardy, absent, disobedient, slothful or disrespectful.
My employer has nothing but rave reviews for me, (Matthew 3:15-17)
Skills and Work Experiences
Some of my skills and work experiences include: empowering the poor to be poor no more, healing the brokenhearted, setting the captives free, healing the sick, restoring sight to the blind and setting at liberty them that are bruised, (Luke 4:18).
I am a Wonderful Counselor, (Isaiah 9:6).
People who listen to me shall dwell safely and shall not fear evil, (Proverbs 1:33).
Most importantly, I have the authority, ability and power to cleanse you of your sins, (I John 1:7-9)
Educational Background
I encompass the entire breadth and length of knowledge, wisdom and
understanding, (Proverbs 2:6).
In me are hidden all of the treasures of wisdom and knowledge, (
Colossians 2:3).
My Word is so powerful; it has been described as being a lamp
unto your feet and a lamp unto your path, (Psalms 119:105).
I can even tell you all of the secrets of your heart, (Psalms 44:21).
Major Accomplishments
I was an active participant in the greatest Summit Meeting of all times, (Genesis 1:26).
I laid down my life so that you may live, (II Corinthians 5:15).
I defeated the archenemy of God and mankind and made a show of them openly, (Colossians 2:15).
I've miraculously fed the poor, healed the sick and raised the dead! There are many more major accomplishments, too many to mention here. You can read them on my website, which is located at: www dot - the BIBLE. You don't need an Internet connection or computer to access it.
References
Believers and followers worldwide will testify to my divine healings,
salvation, deliverance, miracles, restoration and supernatural guidance.
Summary
Now that you've read My CV, I'm confident that I'm the only candidate
uniquely qualified to fill this vital position in your heart. In summation,
I will properly direct your paths, (Proverbs 3:5-6)
Lead you into everlasting life, (John 6:47).
When can I start? Time is of the essence, (Hebrews 3:15).
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Name: JESUS CHRIST
Address: Ephesians 1:20
Phone: Romans 10:13
Website: Bible
Keywords: Christ, Lord, Savior and Jesus
My name is Jesus - The Christ. Many call me Lord! I've sent you my CV because I'm seeking the top management position in your heart. Feel free to read my details below.
Qualifications
I founded the earth and established the heavens, (Proverbs 3:19)
I formed man from the dust of the ground, (Genesis 2:7)
I breathed into man the breath of life, (Genesis 2:7)
I redeemed man from the curse of the law, (Galatians 3:13)
The blessings of the Abrahamic Covenant comes upon your life through me, (Galatians 3:14)
Occupational Background
I've only had one employer, (Luke 2:49).
I've never been tardy, absent, disobedient, slothful or disrespectful.
My employer has nothing but rave reviews for me, (Matthew 3:15-17)
Skills and Work Experiences
Some of my skills and work experiences include: empowering the poor to be poor no more, healing the brokenhearted, setting the captives free, healing the sick, restoring sight to the blind and setting at liberty them that are bruised, (Luke 4:18).
I am a Wonderful Counselor, (Isaiah 9:6).
People who listen to me shall dwell safely and shall not fear evil, (Proverbs 1:33).
Most importantly, I have the authority, ability and power to cleanse you of your sins, (I John 1:7-9)
Educational Background
I encompass the entire breadth and length of knowledge, wisdom and
understanding, (Proverbs 2:6).
In me are hidden all of the treasures of wisdom and knowledge, (
Colossians 2:3).
My Word is so powerful; it has been described as being a lamp
unto your feet and a lamp unto your path, (Psalms 119:105).
I can even tell you all of the secrets of your heart, (Psalms 44:21).
Major Accomplishments
I was an active participant in the greatest Summit Meeting of all times, (Genesis 1:26).
I laid down my life so that you may live, (II Corinthians 5:15).
I defeated the archenemy of God and mankind and made a show of them openly, (Colossians 2:15).
I've miraculously fed the poor, healed the sick and raised the dead! There are many more major accomplishments, too many to mention here. You can read them on my website, which is located at: www dot - the BIBLE. You don't need an Internet connection or computer to access it.
References
Believers and followers worldwide will testify to my divine healings,
salvation, deliverance, miracles, restoration and supernatural guidance.
Summary
Now that you've read My CV, I'm confident that I'm the only candidate
uniquely qualified to fill this vital position in your heart. In summation,
I will properly direct your paths, (Proverbs 3:5-6)
Lead you into everlasting life, (John 6:47).
When can I start? Time is of the essence, (Hebrews 3:15).
__________________
Monday, February 11, 2008
Sometimes I forget..................
Sometimes I forget that God—Jesus Is always with me. Always
He is there when I am watching TV, or on the computer. Doing laundry, or my floors or vacuuming.
He is there when I shower, or bathe my son. He is there in times of trouble too. I know God sees every situation and why it happens. I know HE knows the outcome.
I know that God hears my prayers. I love that I can TALK to God and have HIM listen. God has the hairs on my head numbered—to me that is incredible. He Knew me before I was born and what path my life would take and what decisions I had the free will to make.
Sometimes I forget all that.
Deuteronomy 31:6
6 Be strong and of good courage, do not fear nor be afraid of them; for the LORD your God, He is the One who goes with you. He will not leave you nor forsake you.”
7 Then Moses called Joshua and said to him in the sight of all Israel, “Be strong and of good courage, for you must go with this people to the land which the LORD has sworn to their fathers to give them, and you shall cause them to inherit it.
8 And the LORD, He is the One who goes before you. He will be with you, He will not leave you nor forsake you; do not fear nor be dismayed.”
Psalm 139:11-15
13 For You formed my inward parts;
You covered me in my mother’s womb.
14 I will praise You, for I am fearfully and wonderfully made;
Marvelous are Your works,
And that my soul knows very well.
15 My frame was not hidden from You,
When I was made in secret,
And skillfully wrought in the lowest parts of the earth.
Matthew 12:7
7 But the very hairs of your head are all numbered. Do not fear therefore; you are of more value than many sparrows.
Jeremiah 1:5
5 Before I formed you in the womb I knew you;
Before you were born I sanctified you;
I ordained you a prophet to the nations.”
He is there when I am watching TV, or on the computer. Doing laundry, or my floors or vacuuming.
He is there when I shower, or bathe my son. He is there in times of trouble too. I know God sees every situation and why it happens. I know HE knows the outcome.
I know that God hears my prayers. I love that I can TALK to God and have HIM listen. God has the hairs on my head numbered—to me that is incredible. He Knew me before I was born and what path my life would take and what decisions I had the free will to make.
Sometimes I forget all that.
Deuteronomy 31:6
6 Be strong and of good courage, do not fear nor be afraid of them; for the LORD your God, He is the One who goes with you. He will not leave you nor forsake you.”
7 Then Moses called Joshua and said to him in the sight of all Israel, “Be strong and of good courage, for you must go with this people to the land which the LORD has sworn to their fathers to give them, and you shall cause them to inherit it.
8 And the LORD, He is the One who goes before you. He will be with you, He will not leave you nor forsake you; do not fear nor be dismayed.”
Psalm 139:11-15
13 For You formed my inward parts;
You covered me in my mother’s womb.
14 I will praise You, for I am fearfully and wonderfully made;
Marvelous are Your works,
And that my soul knows very well.
15 My frame was not hidden from You,
When I was made in secret,
And skillfully wrought in the lowest parts of the earth.
Matthew 12:7
7 But the very hairs of your head are all numbered. Do not fear therefore; you are of more value than many sparrows.
Jeremiah 1:5
5 Before I formed you in the womb I knew you;
Before you were born I sanctified you;
I ordained you a prophet to the nations.”
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